It’s Day 345 of 15 Days to Flatten the Curve. I’ll keep this simple today, and brief.
Deb and I are fine — but it’s pretty clear that some of you have lost your freakin’ minds. You rip down statues and erase the names of the Founders from schools. You burn books, ban films, censor speech and “cancel” people who don’t think exactly the way you think.
(That probably gives you more credit than you deserve. For thinking, I mean.)
Your next trick? Dr. Seuss? Really?
You people disgust me.
The rest of this post is for you — pages from Dr. Seuss’s The Seven Lady Godivas, published in 1939 and reissued in 1987. On behalf of Clementina, Dorcas, Arabella, Mitzi, Lulu, Gussie and Hedwig — and Ted, of course — I say:
Ban this, bitches.
Take care of yourselves, Patriots. Stay calm. Stay sharp. Stay free.