After nine months of living up here, things are about to change. Pretty much once a week, we’ve been loading up our dirty clothes and hauling them to Gassville. Running them through the washers and dryers consumes three hours we never get back.
I don’t enjoy it, and neither does Deb. Like it or not, that’s the way it’s been.
Finally, we’re bringing the task home. Outsourcing our wash is over. Order is returning to our American Life.
Laundry now will be done on The Mountain.
(Sadly, only the cleverest among you will uncover the message hidden in this post, noting the first letter of each sentence.)
Take care of yourselves, Patriots. Stay calm. Stay sharp. Stay free.
#WiseUp #LibertyOrDeath #Ungovernable
#LetsGoBrandon #FJB
#AprilFool*
*Hat-tips for foolish inspiration to George Plimpton’s “The Curious Case Of Sidd Finch” (Sports Illustrated, 1985), NPR‘s report that the Reagan administration had decided to sell the state of Arizona to Canada (1988), and The Columbus Dispatch publishing an image showing the top half of the LeVeque Tower breaking off and falling into the Scioto River (1965).
