This is just wrong

The assclowns running the Big Ten clearly have been dropping acid on a regular basis...

The Game that was

I remain peripherally aware of OSU football, and I know that the Buckeyes lost to the Wolverines yesterday...

Flashback: ‘Speech cannot contain our love’ (1879)

This is the eulogy delivered by Robert Green Ingersoll at the graveside of his brother, Ebon, in 1879. It remains the greatest use of language I’ve ever read.

Day 328: The Fourteenth of February

This is Day 328 of 15 Days to Flatten the Curve. On this day each year, I pause to remember three things...

Day 285: Gotcha

This is Day 285 of 15 Days to Flatten the Curve. And after 45 days, Ohio’s three-week WuFlu Curfew is set to expire — except it won’t, because our useless governor has now extended a 21-day curfew past nine weeks. I’m sure he’ll do it again the next time it’s about to expire.